“Yes, I know you’re a vegetarian but it’s the holidays!”
“Well I’m sorry I was such a teeeerrible mother!”
“Oh hush, you’ll want kids one day.”
“The thing about a two party system…”
“Well, if someone… ahem… hadn’t ruined my body”
“Oh yeah? Well I identify as your FATHER!”
These are all things you won’t hear at Sneaky’s on Thanksgiving.
Find the back door, give ’em the slip, and come have a beer with the rest of us. We won’t judge you and we have so, so much beer.
Open at 5pm with a limited menu. Disappointments and weirdos welcome.